Backwards

You’ve probably seen this – but it’s fun to think about!

I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting pension checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
You’re too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to primary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally…You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

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6 Responses to Backwards

  1. ..M.. says:

    I’m liking this idea!

  2. Jeff says:

    Sign me up, Colleen! I’m counting the days to:a) no more sore jointsb) half-way decent eyesightandc) a working pancreas

  3. Donna says:

    I love this idea, Colleen!

  4. k2 says:

    Sign me up Sister!k2

  5. Naomi says:

    Ha ha! Colleen, this is great! I just hope there’s no colicky stage near the end.

  6. This gave me a nice little chuckle. But then my husband pointed out that he wouldn’t want to live that way because every day you get a little dumber, no matter what you do! 😉

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