Going up! Going Down!
Growing up, I actually remember using elevators in some of the fancier stores that had elevator operators. Usually a very pleasant gentleman and sometimes a pretty lady. The doors to the elevator would open and he/she would announce which direction the elevator was heading.
Today I played elevator operator by myself.
I over corrected a sorta low (59) and the elevator went up. The elevator is heading down now but why I am I sooooo stupid? The leftover Halloween candy in the office was just too tempting. “Oh goodie, I’m low, I’ll just have a couple of those.”